When graphic artist get bored
Graphically “enhanced” collection of hilarious photos. Some are so good that they look just real as if no tinkering have been done on them. But these are all fake photos and created by someone in free time just for fun.
Take a look @ djorn
Do Evil, But Pick the right victim
Do No Evil… but be sure to pick the right victims or incidents accidents like this can happen to you:
- Some Burglars were having a bad day when they picked the wrong house to rob. According to police, once the burglars were inside, they got into a fight with one of the residents who grabbed his roommates sword and started slashing the intruders. His feisty attack send the invaders running, but not before he wounded several. They’ll be transported to the Hennepin County Jail when they are released by the hospital. More…
- And if you are planning to cheat on your wife or girlfriend in near future, then beware that isn’t this woman (or any other women like this). This is probably just some AD for CourtTV but its damn serious (for the poor guy in video) and hilarious (for us) and a FINE warning (for the cheaters):
Watch the video @ Motion.tv
Finger football
I always adored “Thing” in Adams Family (the floating hand). It could express emotions with only fine gestures, and had more brains than anyone in the family with “actual” brains.
If anything comes close to a that “Thing” is this guy Dave B. He has got finger skills to show off. Just watch the following video I stumbled upon. He plays soccer, perform flashy moves and impress the ladies all by his hands. Pretty cool!
Watch Finger tip soccer @ Google Video
Nerd Rapper
Rap music is seriously not the dish for me. But this rap song I just had to admire. The singer calls himself MC Plus+ (I think he wants to be derivate of C++ or something). He has released a full album full of geeky rap songs.. especially “MySpace Pimpin”.
Freely download the Geek Rap Album @ MCplusplus
Mayor refuses to mow his lawn
From Netscape News:
Mayor Mike Dixon posted a sign on the fence around his overgrown lawn. “There are more important things in life than tall grass,” it reads. Dixon hasn’t mowed his lawn since last year, and has declined offers from neighbors to cut the grass.
And I though politicians were either brain-dead or those who had a brain but just used it for self-fish means; now this one politician is whom I would like to respect.
Actual story @ Netscape
Pizza to be called “Elastic Loaf” in Iran
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered government and cultural bodies to use modified Persian words to replace foreign words that have crept into the language, such as “pizzas” which will now be replaced by a Farsi (Iranian language) which means “elastic loaves,”.
Among other changes, a “chat” will become a “short talk” and a “cabin” will be renamed a “small room,” according to official Web site of the academy.
Read actual news story @ Yahoo News
11 things men don’t tell their wives.
This MSN Lifestyle article has a humorous collection of “secrets” that men keep from their wives. And I think it is supposed to be kept that way till Armageddon hits (or it will hit earlier). The list contains items like:
- Yes, we fall in lust 10 times a day — but it doesn’t mean we want to leave you
- We actually do play golf to get away from you
- Earning money makes us feel important
- We don’t really understand what you’re talking about
- We are terrified when you drive
and the list goes on. Hehe! Really very interesting. And if you are a husband yourself why not read what secrets your wife keep from you? And do checkout the video of what happens after marriage.
11 “Dont-Tell-The-Wife” Secrets, all men keep @ MSN Lifestyles
11 “Dont-Tell-The-Husband” Secrets, all women keep @ MSN Lifestyles
After Marriage video @ Google Videos
Gadgets are a girl best friend
A recent study indicates that Women are more interested in high-tech gadgets these days rather than jewelry.
77 percent of the female subjects preferred a plasma TV instead of a diamond necklace and more than half of the investigated women (56%) prefer the plasma TV to a trip in Florida. 86% of the female subjects opted for a digital camera instead of a pair of designer shoes.
‘People make the assumption that women are not as advanced as men when it comes to technology and I was surprised at the parity men and women now have in terms of technology,” Geraldine Laybourne, chairman and chief executive of Oxygen Network, told Reuters.
Well after reading that 86% of female are less interested in buying shoes, I was wondering WHERE ARE THOSE WOMEN. Finally I can get out of bacheolerhood if I find anyone of those women.
I think one more theory would be that Men like gadgets and women. Now if Women like Gadgets.. that would make them some kind of lesbian or something! hmmm! thats why I think we men cannot accept women liking gadgets more than shoes or diamonds.
Read more @ PlayFuls
Bush Humor
Certainly Bush has been one of the most controversial presidents US has ever witnessed. And the more notorious one is, the more people enjoy humor and goof-ups of such people.
Bush has got an exceptionally long list of humorous photos and videos attached to himself. You can of course find thousands of those on YouTube and Google Video (just giving you a hint of what to do on internet.. hehe). But here a few from Google Video:
Bush sings “Sunday bloody Sunday”
Bush clowning around before announcing war on Iraq
George Bush Impression
Everything Cute
This is a site which features anything cute. Its called “The Cute Project”. It is dedicated to collecting and featuring the world’s cutest photos, art, games and videos. You can signup to contribute to the growing collection of cuteness…
Ack! I had to get away from this site as soon as possible… it is too damn mushy for me. But if you like “pink” things then you will feel at home here.
Get your dosage of cuteness @ The Cute Project
